HARD FEST: be there

here's a show everyone should go to: HARD FEST!!! it's on halloween somewhere in LA. noted artists playing:

justice
boys noize
crookers
CRYSTAL CASTLES
deadmau5
soulwax

notable artists not playing because they just got burnt up in an airplane crash:
DJ AM

everyone should go to this, it's gonna be ridiculously ill

here's an idea for a beer commercial

setting: a courtroom

basically this commercial will have your traditional faux-court room shenanigans, like in all funny "law" commercial. the whole point is the punchline, where the guy is found guilty of drinking bud light or whatever, and the sentence is... time served drinking shitty beer!